8.13.2007

To each his own (demands on women)

From imdb.com:

Hustle & Flow star Terrence Howard refuses to date women who don't use moistened tissue on visits to the toilet - as they are "not completely clean." The Oscar-nominated actor insists potential female suitors must not rely solely on toilet tissues in the bathroom, and even goes to the trouble of advising any partners to make the switch to baby wipes if they don't already use them. He tells Elle magazine, "If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go inside a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean."

NOW this man is the opposite of Mick Jagger, who prefers women that are unclean. I have no proof of this except that he's English... Seriously though if you haven't bathed in a while, Jagger is your man. If you blow-dry your crack, you might take Howard for a spin. All shapes, sizes and smells make the world go round and don't let anyone ever tell you differently.

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